Well, two bees in a bucket, mother motherf**k it
You either Flavor Flav it or you Chuck Chuck Chuck it
Kiss my ass or suck a D.I.C.K. stands for kill so don`t f**k with me
I f**ked that lady in the bed, I missed that pussy and I bust a spread

I tried it again in a thumping wagon, the bottom fell out
And her ass started dragging, tried it again and I failed to grasp
I missed that pussy and I bust my ass then I f**ked this lady in the tree
The baby came out and said, "Run-DMC"

I knew this girl who looked just like you
Light brown and a fly hair-do
I wanted to do her, screw her so I stepped to her
On-key bitch had more ass than a donkey

I said, you`re the type of girl that I can`t pass over
Give me one chance and I`ll bend your ass over
Just call me the plumber at the end of the night
`Cause a ni**a like me`ll lay plenty of pipe

She didn`t get offended it was splendid to me
`Cause Mister Nice Guy is what I pretended to be
I guess I just wine her and dine her
And by the end of the night I`ll be behind her

Waxing that ass like Rain Dance
On the bumper get the pussy then I dump her
Took her to the Comfort Inn tucked her in
Pulled out the third leg pumped it in

She said will you call me
Yeah, I`ll call you a bitch or a hoe after I ball ya
Naw, I`m just playin but it`s still the same
`Cause a ni**a like Ice Cube is only out for one thang